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Dating Girls of Other Races

Here’s a summary about what you should expect when dating with girls
from different races.

CHINESE MEI MEI
First date - You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date - You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!
Third date - You usually don’t get up to third date because you are smart enough to
realize that nothing is ever going to happ.

INDIAN MINACHI

First date - Meet her parents.
Second date - Set the date of the wedding.
Third date - Wedding night.

MALAY MINAH
First date - You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date - You get to grope all over and mk out a bit.
Third Date - She moves in. One week later, her father, her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her 268 cousins all move in.
But don’t worry you can repeat this 4 times.

WHITE MARY
First Date - You both get drunk and have sex.
Second Date - You both get drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary - You both get drunk and have sex.

ARAB AL-KATIJAH

First Date - Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date - You are shot dead.
Third date - Not Applicable

danielhatespie:

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Who the hell’s that supposed to be? Shaina? ‘Cause you know Shaina hates you…. >.>

danielhatespie:

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Who the hell’s that supposed to be? Shaina? ‘Cause you know Shaina hates you…. >.>
danielheartspie:

Happy Birthday Amelia! Sorry I couldn’t get you anything. I mean, I’d buy you a puppy, but since I can’t, take this crappy picture instead :D

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LEFT TO RIGHT: Vivian, Suzannne(???) the yellow stuff is supposed to look like highlights, Amelia, Dumbfcuk McSiow, idkwhothisguyisprobablyamelia’sbrother, (upside down) Sarina, Angela.

Btw, if you’re wondering what Sarina’s saying, it’s “Sheng Ri Kuai Le.” Happy Birthday in Mandarin.



haven’t you done enough damage?!?!?!

danielheartspie:

Happy Birthday Amelia! Sorry I couldn’t get you anything. I mean, I’d buy you a puppy, but since I can’t, take this crappy picture instead :D

wheel happy tyre honda mitsubishi birthday audi toyota

hyundai amelia steering wheel you gear mechanic tyre

holden rock driver turbocharger you’re limousine

truck taxi ferrari mazda talented mercedes benz

mazda rolls royce awesome volvo subaru peugot

honda i mitsubishi audi wish toyota

truck you taxi ferrari the best mazda mercedes benz

mazda rolls on royce volvo subaru your peugot

honda mitsubishi birthday audi toyota bmw

tyre happy honda mitsubishi thirteenth taxi

ferrari mazda hugs mercedes benz

mazda and rolls royce kisses volvo subaru peugot

honda lol mitsubishi audi jkay, toyota bmw

tyre so honda mitsubishi anywayyy tyre honda mitsubishi

taxi happy ferrari birthday mazda mercedes benz

love mazda rolls royce volvo from subaru peugot

honda dan mitsubishi audi toyota bmw

tyre honda mitsubishi taxi ferrari ;D

LEFT TO RIGHT: Vivian, Suzannne(???) the yellow stuff is supposed to look like highlights, Amelia, Dumbfcuk McSiow, idkwhothisguyisprobablyamelia’sbrother, (upside down) Sarina, Angela.

Btw, if you’re wondering what Sarina’s saying, it’s “Sheng Ri Kuai Le.” Happy Birthday in Mandarin.

haven’t you done enough damage?!?!?!